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talking about that real shit, that shit that gets the tumbling nans all riled up on a sunday, now bitch! if you aint talking bout dumbass juices for slackers, get the fuck out of my face.
steps on becoming a successfull businessman.
1:jump on my dads bollocks while rapping furiously in a filipino dialect
1: Ubuntu church service,yes please.
3:Tractors are not real, dont let them fool you.
Listen here, sheeple. Tractors? TRAAAACTORS?! You mean those big, rumbly, supposedly “mechanical” beasts of burden that somehow till soil, plow fields, and harvest grain like a miracle on wheels? Yeah, right. That’s what they want you to think. But let me tell you the truth, the real dirt: tractors aren’t real. Never were.
You ever seen a tractor in real life? Sure, maybe at a “farm” or in a “dealership,” but think about it. You’ve only seen them in places you’re supposed to see them. Coincidence? Or carefully orchestrated illusion? Open your eyes.
It's all Big Farma. Not “pharma.” FARMA. The shadowy agro-industrial-petrochemical-mechanical-livestock-corn-syrup complex that's pulling the wool over our eyes. They use actors in overalls and fake dirt to sell you on the idea of tractors. Most of them are just cardboard cutouts with engine sounds piped in through hidden Bluetooth speakers. The rest are elaborate puppets operated by unpaid interns from agricultural colleges.
Ever wonder why you never see a tractor on the highway at full speed? Because the moment they hit 25 mph, they vanish into a puff of Monsanto-branded smoke. Ever check under the hood of a tractor? NO YOU HAVEN’T. Because it’s sealed. With “safety bolts.” Yeah. SAFETY. That's code for "we didn't install an engine, it's just a hamster wheel and a fog machine."
Tractors are just a psyop to keep you buying seeds, fertilizer, and “diesel” that’s actually just recycled Mountain Dew. Farmers? Half of them are CGI and the rest are paid crisis actors with straw hats and suspiciously symmetrical beards.
Wake up. The crops grow themselves. Always have. Big Farma just doesn’t want you to know you could plant a potato and get a full harvest by yelling compliments at the soil.
In conclusion: tractors aren’t real, and if you see one, don’t panic. Just throw a handful of kale at it and it’ll disappear. Probably.
#DitchTheTractor #SoilIsSentient #PlowTheTruth